Mysterious
Creature_Guilty For Breathing
Mysterious
Creature, non-ironically enough, lives up to its name
by being rather mysterious. Not much is known about
the members of the band other than a few facts. That
said, the facts are:
Curse
Murphy (vocals) was the former frontman of an infamous
band but refuses to talk about
it. When the music scene centered
around a “rap” element, he was so furious that he physically
left the United States for years in order to completely
remove himself from the entire situation.
Curse,
with egocentricity,
claims that he was the cause for the notoriety of his
previous band and that with or without his true identity
known (thus
not utilizing the clout from his previous achievements)
he will move forward leaving others to make “bad
decisions.” He states that any fame warranted from
Mysterious Creature
will come about by team acheivement. He reveals that
the inspiration for the new music is driven by the
spirit
of a musical soulmate who is no longer of this Earth.
Curse
also claims that for those who are really bent on
trying to “end the mystery” a few clues
are:
His
favorite color is purple (which he claims was the sole
reason
for
sending their Mysterious Creature demo CD to Emperor
Penguin Recordings (the logo is purple))
and he absolutely adores
girls who dress like cartoon characters. Aside
from that, as Curse puts it, you’ll have to dig it
out of my brilliant
clan - but good luck with that because loyalty
is, like, way important - if you know what I mean
and you do know
what I mean?
The
rest of the band: Chinchilla (guitars), Judith S. Montalvo (percussion), Chester
Von Magneto (bass), Harrison
Ghast (keyboards) had the following to say when asked
how they felt about the possibility of never
playing
live and
never being revealed:
Chinchilla
- “What ever do you mean?”
Judith
S. Montalvo - “Don’t you have anything better to do
than harass a harmless
woman?”
Chester
Von Magneto - “It’s something to think about. Basically
I just go along
with whatever
Curse wants.
I mean... you
know?”
Harrison
Ghast - “Hey, @#$! you. Okay? Just @#$! you buddy...”
Other
than the above, here are some common questions asked
about the band with answers:
Q.
Where is the band from?
A. Groom Lake, NV { 193.44 miles north of Las Vegas }.
Q.
What kind of bass does Chester Von Magneto primarily
play?
A.
A Fender, Precision bass made in Mexico.
Q.
What kind of guitar does Chinchilla primarily play?
A. An Ibanez, test-market, Talman,
prototype guitar.
Q.
Is it true that percussionist Judith S. Montalvo often
attends band practice and recording sessions completely
nude?
A. Yes.
Q.
What kind of keyboard does Harrison Ghast primarily
use?
A. An archaic Yamaha
DX7
Q.
Is it true that Trevor Tanner, former frontman for
The Bolshoi, produced the Guilty For Breathing CD?
A. Yes, and he did it like the true genius that he is.
Q.
Is it true that Indrid Cold co-produced the Guilty
For Breathing CD?
A. Yes, and he did it mostly in his sleep.
Q.
Is David Paul Wyatt Perko a member of Mysterious
Creature?
A. No.
And
that, as they say, is that. {
fin }
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